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From the painting desk #8

December 31, 2010

This post will have the massive honour of being my last post this year. I’ve been painting a bit lately, and it’s time to show what I’ve been up to.

First up is a zombie from Mega Miniatures. Nothing fancy. The model had been on my desk for ages, so I spent an hour or so to get him off the desk and into the cabinet. A very simple paintjob, and I love going to town with the blood spray effect, which I think makes the sledgehammer even more brutal.

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The next one is a zombie punk rocker from Recreational Conflict (go here for my review). I put some more work into her, and I think it shows. The presence of The Disciple inspired me to use some of my understandably less used paints, and I think they really made the punk rock look work.

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There’s a bit of a Warmachine fever sweeping our gaming group, and yes, it appears I’m getting into a new game system. What can you do, the models are just too lovely. I picked Khador as my faction of choice, as I really love their visual style. I’d also previously bought some Khador widowmakers to use as engineers/champions in my WHFB Empire army. They went into their originally intended service instead, and here’s the first of them painted. I think he came out pretty nice. I have to mention though, that bleedin’ steampunk basically means straps, straps, buckles, piping and straps. All of which are a pain to paint. Can’t have everything, I guess.

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With these I’d like to wish you all a happy new year! Keep painting, gaming, blogging and spending indecent amounts of money on miniatures and assorted largely useless paraphernalia. I know I will.

 

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Hansel and Gretel of the dead

December 30, 2010

This post has almost no informational content to speak of. It’s just that a friend of a friend posted this picture of a wonderful zombie themed gingerbread house on Facebook, and I felt it absolutely needed to be shared. It also makes me glad I’m not the only person to combine gingerbread with zombies on Christmas. Image used with permission.

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Such things in life make me happy.

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In the biz, part 4

December 27, 2010

Yet another of my miniatures was put into production by Black Orc Games. This time, however, I was in for a surprise. You see, this is what I sent them:

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It’s my entry for the 2009 FU-UK! sculpting competition. The zombie is supposed to be lying down like that, fat and naked. Actually his entire left side has been left flat and un-detailed for that reason. You can imagine my amusement, when I saw him on the Black Orc site:

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I commented on the subject on TMP, and was promptly contacted by the painter at Blue Moose Arts. Apparently the people at Black Orc didn’t know whether the model was supposed to be standing up or lying down, so they added a slotta tab to his feet. They also didn’t know for sure whether it was clothed or not, so told the painter he was. The final interpretation is a bit different from what I had in mind, but hey, who’s counting?

I have to point out, that I’m not annoyed or anything. The painter (Ken @ Blue Moose Arts) was working with the specs given to him, and was very courteous in his communication. If there’s a bit of blame to be handed out, I don’t think it would’ve been too much trouble for the people at Black Orc to chuck an email my way to ask for a few clarifications.

It’s also worth mentioning that on the shopping cart page for the mini it says: “The slotta can be removed and the fig has a flat area on the side to steady if you prefer it lying down.” Once I get one, I’ll send them a painted example with the mini flat as intended.

If any one of you decides to buy it, take my word: the fatty is much nicer lying down, so off with the slotta! You can get the model for $1 here.

As usual, first five to comment will get freebies! Well worth it, I think this is my best effort yet. It should be, as it’s from 2009 vs. the others from 2005.

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Bite Me

December 20, 2010

Looking for some new zomcom stuff? The Walking Dead’s season 1 ending left you wanting more? Look no further! Bite me (by Machinima.com) is a great web series of 8-10 minute episodes. It tells the story of three geek guys trying to make it through a good old-fashioned zombie apocalypse. I’m sure a lot of us can relate.

The jokes – in all their juvenile glory – are actually pretty funny most of the time, the quality’s nice and the episodes short and sweet. Here are the first four, enjoy!

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Opstandelsen trailer

December 19, 2010

Waaaay back in February I reported on the teaser trailer for Danish zombie short film (running time of 50 minutes) Opstandelsen, translated as Resurrection. There’s finally a longer trailer available! The film itself was released in August, but the DVD won’t be out until March 2011. Still looks nice, and as a fellow Scandinavian, it always warms my heart to see some proper culture produced in this corner of the world.

Click here to go to the film’s Facebook page.

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Zombie Apocalypse! – a review

December 18, 2010

Anthologies, even themed ones, are usually a mixed bag. This one  created by Stephen Jones is no different.

Zombie Apocalypse! is a definite tip of the hat to H.P. Lovecraft, who is explicitly mentioned in the credits section. The book is basically a continuation of Lovecraft’s – and Bram Stoker in Dracula, for example – fake-documentary, first person style (see The Whisperer in Darkness for a prime Lovecraft example). There are letters, police and doctor reports, Twitter, IM, and SMS logs, blogs and so on. They detail the eponymous zombie apocalypse that starts off in the UK and before long spreads across the world. Sounds great this far, doesn’t it?

I’ll be very blunt with this next comment: a fair few of the 19 authors in this book aren’t very good writers. As always in anthologies, there are some gems in there, a lot of OK stuff, some that are a bit “meh” and then some that are a bit rubbish. Where a lot of these stories fail is subtlety. Whereas Lovecraft and Stoker manage to tell just enough to leave room for the imagination of the reader, many writers in ZA! fail in this respect. I mean that instead of ending, say, a logged phone call with “ummn..are you ok?” they instead end it with “oh my god, you’re really not ok! You’re a zombie! Oh my god, and now you’re taking chunks out of my arm! There’s blood everywhere! Now I understand, this is the way the plague spreads, through bites! Arrrrgh, I’m losing gallons of blood and my intestines are on the floor, and yet I keep on talking on this phone, I don’t even know why! Please, oh god no!” Catch my drift? The same flaw can be seen in another way as well, as the writers often pretty heavy handedly insert plot elements into stories which should be very realistic in style, such as police or medical reports. This greatly detracts from the whole suspension of disbelief thing. Why would a police officer write in his report that a church has a “strange aura” or that it “feels Gothic” or suddenly describe his female police partner as a “glamorous […] tall, striking blonde”? Sorry, but that’s just plain poor writing. Sometimes less is indeed more.

There’s another major problem. Basically, while the book tells a chronologically pretty coherent story, at times it doesn’t know whether it is a bird or a fish. At times its Dawn of the Dead, at times Return of the Living Dead, before becoming 28 Days Later and segueing to Army of Darkness. Sounds like a very wide spread of different styles, and it is. The book also becomes a bit repetitive at times, as it’s basically “now I’m writing, now I’m depressed, now I’ve been bitten/scratched, now I’m turning into a zombie/committing suicide” over and over again, told through various media sources.

Despite those flaws, the book is mostly a very entertaining read, and I found it difficult to put down quite a few times. A lot of the stories are very short (often thankfully so), and some of them are really rather good, so even at over 500 pages it doesn’t grow wearisome. It could just be the zombie enthusiast in me, but I’ll definitely give this another read, although I might skip a few of the B-grade stories. There’s a fair bit of humour in there as well, with some being hit and miss but others downright hilarious.

Overall verdict: Make no mistake, this is no World War Z 2. The stories vary a lot in quality, and at times the book’s styles and themes are all over the place. It’s still a good way to spend a few evenings or quite a few bus rides, if you’re into zombie apocalypse and the fake-documentary style. I just wish they’d all read their Lovecraft.

As usual, I got my copy from the Book Depository, where the book retails for €7.54.

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In the biz, part 3

December 3, 2010

I’m happy to report that my third zombie sculpt – the first one I ever completed, IIRC – has just been released by Black Orc Games. I’m actually still pretty satisfied with him, and there are far too few crawling zombies available.

To continue a nice(-ish, I think) tradition, the first five people to comment on this post will get the mini as a freebie with no p&p or anything –  assuming you ask for it. I’ll send the models once I receive them from Black Orc, which might take a while.

I again strongly suggest that you support Black Orc and their MiniSculpt program, as it gives starting out/sunday sculptors an easy way to get our produce on the market. Click here to view what’s available. The quality varies a lot, but the prices are low and you’re kind of doing a good deed.

My previous efforts with an amazing paintjob can be seen in this post. They still make me go “whoa”.

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Surrendered

November 13, 2010

Recall way back when I complained about not making it to a zombie film shoot? Man, I was so bummed.

Luckily, a friend presented me with a chance to take part in the filming of a zombie themed music video. What followed was about a hundred hours covered in latex prosthetics and all sorts of rubbish and fake blood. I couldn’t eat (due to the prosthetics around my mouth), there were some artistic differences and the shoot lasted until the wee small hours of the morning. Naturally, apart from what might be my back in a tangle of zombies, I’m not even visible in the video.

The feeling I was left with? Pure AWESOME. Despite all the hardships it was just so much fun to get made up as a zombie, to wear those creepy contact lenses (which I got to keep) and in general to take part in such an undertaking.

Here are some photos of the whole thing, with yours truly in photos #2 and 3:

And here’s the finished video itself. It’s not what I’d usually listen to, but I have to take my hat off  for anyone making a cool zombie themed music video of a wedding gone to hell. And the tune IS pretty catchy. Without further ado, Cristal Snow with Surrender.

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The Walking Dead

November 9, 2010

Well, it’s finally happened. The thing every zombie enthusiast has been waiting with baited breath: The Walking Dead tv-series has started, with the first two episodes aired.

My opinion?

Weeeeell, I don’t want to sound like yet another fanboy, so I’ll just keep this very low-key, and state that it’s the single most awesomestest zombie thing ever. Okay, maybe that’s exaggerating a bit, but it is rather good. I’ve been a fan of the comic book since issue #1, and the series has managed to capture the feel of it very nicely, without making it boring and predictable for readers of the comic. In other words, they’ve changed it just the right amount.

The thing I’ve always loved about the comic is that it focuses on the most important aspect of the genre (in my view, at least): the characters and their interaction. The format has allowed the writer – Robert Kirkman – to create a cast of interesting, well-rounded characters that feel human enough to relate to and care for. I hope that as the series goes on, it manages to do the same. It shouldn’t be too hard, with Kirkman himself onboard as well.

The series has launched with phenomenal success, and that has lead to a great piece of news. This from AMC’s press release:

(November 8, 2010) AMC announced today the renewal of “The Walking Dead” for a 13-episode second season. Since debuting Sunday, October 31, “The Walking Dead” has broken ratings records, with the series reaching more Adults 18-49 than any other show in the history of cable television.

Today’s announcement also includes Fox International Channels’ (FIC) global renewal for a second season, following record-breaking premiere ratings in 120 countries in Europe, Latin America, Asia and The Middle East. “The Walking Dead” was the highest-rated original series premiere ever to air on FIC simultaneously worldwide.

“The ‘Dead’ has spread!” said Charlie Collier, President, AMC. “No other cable series has ever attracted as many Adults 18-49 as ‘The Walking Dead.’ This reaffirms viewers’ hunger for premium television on basic cable. We are so proud to be bringing back ‘The Walking Dead’ again, across the globe.”

Zombie fans of the world, rejoice! A minimum of two seasons will allow for real in-depth character development. Compared to your average zombie movie with a running time of approximately 1½ hours, it’s a whole other world. Not wanting to take anything away from the likes of Romero or Max Brooks, but this just might become the penultimate work in zombie pop culture.

If you’ve missed the few first episodes, get them no matter the means. If you’re from the good ol’ US of A, you can see the first episode here.

Check out The Walking Dead’s official site for more.

For more on the comic, see here.

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Dawn of the Ted

October 29, 2010

As we inevitably lurch towards Halloween, I was happy to run into a great piece of zombie fun. Dawn of the Ted is part of BBC Comedy’s Misery Bear series, and is an excellent zombie movie in just three minutes. With teddy bears.

Who knew teddy bears could be so scary? Not to mention gory.