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Upcoming zombie goodness, anyone?

January 29, 2011

It’s time for another glimpse at future zombie movies, namely two of them.

The first one is from Russia, called Project Panacea. It’s apparently made on a small budget (250 000 Russian rubles, which is a bit over 6000 EUR), and I’m not really sure if it looks impressive. Whether it’s any good or not, I’m still happy to see yet another country making a zombie movie. And who knows, it might be a positive surprise.

The second one looks more interesting. It’s called Re-Kill and is kind of a mix of Cops and zombies. The movie centers on a reality TV-show, in which reporters follow a SWAT team that goes into a zombie hot zone. From the producer:

You find out the movie is an episode of a television show, a la COPS, five years after an outbreak that kills 85% of the population. Now they have units that go around to keep the hot zones in check. You follow this unit like a COPS episode, with two camera men. So you get interviews while they’re out on their various calls. What you witness is a possible incident that might start outbreak number two.”

Re-Kill seems very interesting (and not entirely unlike REC), and seems to offer loads of gaming potential. Looking forward to seeing how the movie turns out.

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Bite Me – again

January 26, 2011

A bit of a filler post, this one. After finishing my master’s thesis, I’m getting back into more regular blogging. I’ve started work on my Colonial Marine review, so you can expect that sometime in the future. It’s looking nice already, I’ll tell you that much.

Anyhoo, remember Bite Me? If you don’t, see this post here. The newest episode (#5) is up, check it out below.

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I Am Scrooge – a review

January 18, 2011

The whole title of this book is I am Scrooge – a zombie story for Christmas. The moment you read a title like that, you assume the book will either be great or atrocious. You’re not too far off the mark with this one.

As the title hints at, the book is a very, very loose combination of I Am Legend by Richard Matheson and A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. In the book, Ebenezer Scrooge lands in all sorts of trouble with the walking dead, as he’s lead through time by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future.

Before this book, which I got as a Christmas present from a friend of mine, I’d only read one humorous zombie novel. Or rather, tried to read one. The much hyped Pride and Prejudice and zombies was in a word terrible. I made it halfway through it, after which I’d had enough of the miserably poorly written, utterly crap rape of a literary classic. The graphic novel was a bit better, but not by much. With this wonderful blend of humour, zombies and literary classics in mind, I approached I Am Scrooge with more than a bit trepidation.

Humour is such a difficult thing to pull off. At times it’s enough for someone to have a bad bout of flatulence to produce enough laughs for a week, at times you need a bit more. This is especially true with books, and I’m happy to report that I Am Scrooge made me laugh already in the preface, as the writer Adam Roberts sincerely and with a 19th century turn of phrase wishes that his book not be remade as a major motion picture starring Will Smith.

Roberts is a decent writer and comedian, and there a fair few more or less witty puns in the text. He frequently breaks the fourth wall, commenting to the reader and explaining his choice of words. This effect is not used excessively, so it doesn’t turn dreary. Besides, the phrase “Fear stalked the city like a giant, er, stork” became one of my instant favourites as far as book quotes go. Roberts has clearly read his Terry Pratchett, so if you’re into that sort of humour, this should be right up your alley. Roberts has even included a nod in this direction, I believe, by renaming Bob Cratchit as Terence Cratchit. Terry Cratchit, get it? You probably did.

The story itself is a fun blend of the Dickens story, Victorian Science Fiction and zombie pop culture. At 153 pages, it’s a quick read and short enough so as not to get dull or repetitive. My only gripe is that age-old thing which I never get tired of bashing: zombies and brains (or braaaaaaains, as it’s usually spelled). For crying out loud, bloody Return of the Living Dead has forever stapled that thing over the whole genre. Grumble grumble.

Overall verdict: I Am Scrooge is a nice way to spend a few hours, especially if you’re into VSF or steampunk. Some of the jokes are a bit of hit and miss, but as a whole the book does provide a fair few laughs and a definitely original take on a classic story.

As mentioned, I got this as a gift. You can find it for EUR 7.05 (it’s a hardback) at The Book Depository, where it happens to be on sale at the moment.

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Feed – a review

January 8, 2011

For me, World War Z has always – since I read it, that is – been THE zombie novel. That position is now heavily contested by Mira Grant’s Feed, the first part of her Newsflesh trilogy.

Feed tells the story of two blogging siblings, Shaun and Georgia Mason, in a post-zombie apocalypse USA of 2040. The apocalypse happened, but it wasn’t in fact an actual apocalypse. Much like the ending in World War Z, humanity prevailed but zombies still remain as a kind of very deadly natural hazard. Life carries on with at least a semblance of normality, but the world is brimming with security measures. Blood tests, decontamination, access zones, licenses and the like are the norm. The world’s not a dystopia, mankind has simply learned the dangers of an outbreak.

Bloggers serve a similar function as today (and no, that doesn’t mean endless home-made fashion pictures of teen girls with pigeon-toed stances or hot young zombie/wargame bloggers reviewing books about bloggers), although their importance has grown substantially. Blogs offer a lot of the entertainment and news available, and are a viable competitor to traditional press. The siblings and their friend Buffy make up After the End Times, a blogging site delivering news (via Georgia), Jackass-style entertainment (via Shaun) and fiction (via Buffy). The presidential elections are coming, and the crew is chosen as the official press corps for a senator that’s running for office. That’s when things start to get interesting, as you might expect.

What makes Feed so excellent? The story itself is a combination of many things, being part horror and part political techno-thriller, without becoming a sloppy mishmash of different genres. Even that’s secondary to one thing, and that one thing is essential in a book: Mira Grant is a great writer. The main characters in the book are well-rounded, likeable and they feel natural. They have their flaws, their fears and their sympathetic little quirks, and importantly, these don’t feel tacked-on. I simply hate the age-old trick of “she’s perfect, but oh my god she has a tiny scar on her cheek which she’s SO embarrassed of, love her!” that a lot of poor writers go for. No cardboard cut-outs here, I’m happy to report. The book does have a bit of an obvious antagonist, though, if I were to point out something negative.

The story rolls along nicely, with enough twists and turns to keep the reader firmly in its grip. There’s humour, there are peaceful lulls, there’s action, there’s mystery and suspense, there’s pretty much everything you need in a book like this. There’s luckily also not a lot of romance going on. Don’t take me wrong, nothing wrong with romance, but again, a lot of poor writers simply misuse it as another way of making character likeable and don’t seem to know anything about basic human relationships besides. Grant works the humanity and love aspect into the tightly knit blogging crew and community, and especially the siblings’ relationship with each other, and it works a treat.

It’s not just the characters that feel realistic. The world seems to function pretty rationally and follows a coherent internal logic. Another point picked up by Ms. Grant here. The science of the zombie outbreak felt realistic, as did the politics and the near-future technology. Grant also seems to have a good grasp of the wonderful world of blogging, which a blogger like me enjoyed immensely. Lots of familiar things there, not least the occasional fixation on getting more and more readers. At the end of the book the writer acknowledges a lot of people responsible for all the little detail. What can I say, the research has definitely paid off and there’s not really much suspension of disbelief needed. Not bad, considering that this is a book about zombies in 2040. Even the names of the main characters aren’t clumsy nods and winks to the genre-savvy reader. Shaun of the Dead and Buffy the Vampire Slayer exist in the world, and the characters have been named after them. End of story.

I can’t really think of much negative to say about the book. It does clock in at a veritable 574 pages, but then again there’s not a lot of filler in there. There is a bit of repetition every now and then, especially with the security measures and tech, but then again that’s a two-edged sword: while it might be a bit dull at times, so is reality. For me it merely served to make the book feel more natural and realistic.

Overall verdict: If you didn’t gather it from the text above, this really is a nice book and easily on par with WWZ. It’s great as a zombie novel. It’s great as a techno-thriller. It’s near perfect as a zombie techno-thriller. It was good enough to keep me from putting my mittens on at the bus stop when it was -10 °C so I could keep reading. Get it.

As always, my copy came from the Book Depository. For more information on Mira Grant, visit her official homepage.

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From the painting desk #9

January 5, 2011

I’ve really gotten the new year started with a bang when it comes to painting. I’m churning out painted stuff at the rate of a mini or two per day, which is approximately 300 times my normal rate. I’m especially happy about the fact that I’m getting back to my old projects, resurrecting them (especially the zombies, ba-dum-tchhh) and finally getting miniatures I’ve bought years ago painted.

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It’s another one of Mark Copplestone’s wonderful Predators, available from Copplestone Castings. A sweet mini and paints up nicely as Mr. Copplestone’s sculpts tend to. For more info, check out my Predator review.

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I  bought my Studio Miniatures zombies ages ago, and have only now gotten into painting them. They’re really very, very nice minis with a lot of character and it’s an easy job making them look fine on the tabletop.

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The world is often a dangerous place for little choirboys, and the zombie apocalypse makes it no different. This unfortunate victim is from Recreational Conflict. Zombie children, gotta love ’em!

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From the painting desk #8

December 31, 2010

This post will have the massive honour of being my last post this year. I’ve been painting a bit lately, and it’s time to show what I’ve been up to.

First up is a zombie from Mega Miniatures. Nothing fancy. The model had been on my desk for ages, so I spent an hour or so to get him off the desk and into the cabinet. A very simple paintjob, and I love going to town with the blood spray effect, which I think makes the sledgehammer even more brutal.

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The next one is a zombie punk rocker from Recreational Conflict (go here for my review). I put some more work into her, and I think it shows. The presence of The Disciple inspired me to use some of my understandably less used paints, and I think they really made the punk rock look work.

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There’s a bit of a Warmachine fever sweeping our gaming group, and yes, it appears I’m getting into a new game system. What can you do, the models are just too lovely. I picked Khador as my faction of choice, as I really love their visual style. I’d also previously bought some Khador widowmakers to use as engineers/champions in my WHFB Empire army. They went into their originally intended service instead, and here’s the first of them painted. I think he came out pretty nice. I have to mention though, that bleedin’ steampunk basically means straps, straps, buckles, piping and straps. All of which are a pain to paint. Can’t have everything, I guess.

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With these I’d like to wish you all a happy new year! Keep painting, gaming, blogging and spending indecent amounts of money on miniatures and assorted largely useless paraphernalia. I know I will.

 

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Hansel and Gretel of the dead

December 30, 2010

This post has almost no informational content to speak of. It’s just that a friend of a friend posted this picture of a wonderful zombie themed gingerbread house on Facebook, and I felt it absolutely needed to be shared. It also makes me glad I’m not the only person to combine gingerbread with zombies on Christmas. Image used with permission.

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Such things in life make me happy.

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My disciple

December 28, 2010

People have reacted in very different ways to my hobby. Others think that it’s silly for a grown man to be playing with toys. Others show a polite interest. Some are amazed by the intricate detailing. You know the drill, don’t you?

There are, however, the rare few who go “I’d like to try that!” and I’m always happy to oblige. This time I brought a friend of mine, in her early twenties, into the fold. She’s a graphic designer and paints in her spare time, which lead first to her asking a fair few questions about my little darlings, and then asking to paint one.

It’s a fascinating thing to teach a new painter the tricks of the trade. I’m no pro painter, but I do take some pride in my work, having done this for close to 15 years now. A lot of the things that more experienced painters take for granted needed to be explained: how much paint on the brush, what are inks, what is drybrushing… It was so much fun!

The miniature I gave her to paint was a Catachan jungle fighter. I’ve chopped the mini’s huge pistol down in the distant past, in case you’re wondering. I still have no idea why she chose to paint him as a 90s raver horribly reminding me of Scooter, or why she wanted to paint the trooper’s dog tags as a blue scarf, but that is some awesome painting from a first timer. I stress that I didn’t paint anything on the model, not even the eyes. This is a model I’d happily game with, and much much better than my own early efforts at the tender age of 14. Or 18, for that matter. And actually a Catachan painted like that becomes a pretty nice, garish cyberpunk/Judge Dredd style ganger. Could be renegade Slaaneshi Imperial Guard, too.

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I’m like a proud father, displaying that. More will definitely follow!

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In the biz, part 4

December 27, 2010

Yet another of my miniatures was put into production by Black Orc Games. This time, however, I was in for a surprise. You see, this is what I sent them:

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It’s my entry for the 2009 FU-UK! sculpting competition. The zombie is supposed to be lying down like that, fat and naked. Actually his entire left side has been left flat and un-detailed for that reason. You can imagine my amusement, when I saw him on the Black Orc site:

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I commented on the subject on TMP, and was promptly contacted by the painter at Blue Moose Arts. Apparently the people at Black Orc didn’t know whether the model was supposed to be standing up or lying down, so they added a slotta tab to his feet. They also didn’t know for sure whether it was clothed or not, so told the painter he was. The final interpretation is a bit different from what I had in mind, but hey, who’s counting?

I have to point out, that I’m not annoyed or anything. The painter (Ken @ Blue Moose Arts) was working with the specs given to him, and was very courteous in his communication. If there’s a bit of blame to be handed out, I don’t think it would’ve been too much trouble for the people at Black Orc to chuck an email my way to ask for a few clarifications.

It’s also worth mentioning that on the shopping cart page for the mini it says: “The slotta can be removed and the fig has a flat area on the side to steady if you prefer it lying down.” Once I get one, I’ll send them a painted example with the mini flat as intended.

If any one of you decides to buy it, take my word: the fatty is much nicer lying down, so off with the slotta! You can get the model for $1 here.

As usual, first five to comment will get freebies! Well worth it, I think this is my best effort yet. It should be, as it’s from 2009 vs. the others from 2005.

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Season’s greetings

December 24, 2010